By Hedley Turk

“On turning eighteen and after surveying the nonexistent panorama of my sexual background, i made a decision it was once time to lose my virginity. regrettably, I didn’t have somebody to lose my virginity with simply because as well as being a overdue bloomer sexually, i used to be a past due bloomer emotionally and socially. In different phrases, there weren’t loads of women in my lifestyles. And by way of much I suggest any. So, I grew to become to my in simple terms recourse: the world’s oldest profession.”

Welcome to the hilarious, attractive, wild, and eye-catching international of Hedley Turk. In My First vehicle used to be a bike, My First lady was once a girl, Turk creates a brand new genre--Memoir on Steroids--with his outrageously hilarious, charmingly poignant, and consistently candid kind of nonfiction storytelling.

Hedley Turk loses his virginity to a pro; he rides his motorbike via a crowded ny urban division shop; Brad Pitt steals his female friend; he unearths himself homeless, residing in a motor vehicle together with his puppy, surviving on bagels; he virtually turns into a certified wrestler and boxer; and a mishap together with his female friend activates a 911 operator to invite, “You have your what caught where?” and there is even more!

A vintage page-turner, My First automobile used to be a motorbike, My First lady used to be a lady is laugh-out-loud humorous and tough to place down, showcasing Turk’s unmistakable voice as one of many hottest and funniest in American writing.

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